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For those who have kept track of this couple
I will remind you of what happened before
They got into a bit of a muddle
And buried a chap from next door.
Now Hilda is close to her birthday
Harrys fulfilling her every wish
Arranging an al fresco buffet
And Hilda's favourite dish.
They had planned to head over to Blackpool
To eat chips, by the pier, if it’s dry
And later that day is the jewel!
They would eat Hilda's Lemon Meringue Pie.
That morning they woke up quite happy
Harry presented his wife a small gift
But then everything turned very crappy
And started a family rift
The couple’s children arrived at the door
Bringing gifts of sweet smiles and goodwill
Hilda, knew that their day had been done for
Given that she had had plans to fulfil.
She could see Harrys heart had been broken
The day was just going downhill
Not a word between them was spoken
He had a face that could certainly kill.
Not wanting another disruption,
Because the garden looked beautiful now,
She accepted this terrible commotion
And would get through it she decided, somehow
The day went ever so quickly
Harry enjoyed it, never the less
By the evening they were exceptionally tiddly
So they ignored the terrible mess.
They prepared to watch some telly
Whilst eating Hilda’s favourite dessert
There was a rumbling inside her belly
But there was no pie! By gum she felt hurt
“My pie” cried our dear Hilda
This bit was the last bloomin straw
The whole day had been ruined for her,
This theft is just flouting the law
They had not invite those guests
And someone has just got to pay
Harry could see Hilda was stressed
So he rang them and she heard him say
“You came to our house without warning
And made my poor Hilda cry
It was definitely there this morning
Who ate Hilda’s Lemon Meringue Pie”
He put the phone down in a temper
And turned to his wife and he said
Don’t worry I shall catch the offender
And bury them under the shed.